Forever CFSW

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:35:50 -0500

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

That awkward moment when you turn your head and notice someone staring at you.

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:35:17 -0500

laugh-addict:

th0rns-in-a-cheap-b0uquet: theonewhosawitall: whatifidontknowwh...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:34:34 -0500

th0rns-in-a-cheap-b0uquet:

theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.

are we just going to ignore the spelling mistake in that or? -.-

half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:33:45 -0500

laugh-addict:

headoverheelsfromyou: … | via Facebook on We Heart It....

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:32:36 -0500

headoverheelsfromyou:

… | via Facebook on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/61792397/via/mrs_BIEBES

imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:31:01 -0500

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

When you see someone super hot and you can't help but creep

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:29:39 -0500

laugh-addict:

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:28:19 -0500

When people interrupt me while I'm reading

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:27:20 -0500

laugh-addict:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

When really, my reaction is something like:

2treehill: if i follow u and u follow me we are friend

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:26:33 -0500

2treehill:

if i follow u

and u follow me

we are friend

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:25:58 -0500

liveinchrist: I wish I had friends like this.

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:25:31 -0500

liveinchrist:

I wish I had friends like this.

puppetparade: are you sure?

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:24:59 -0500

puppetparade:

are you sure?

Realizing how much homework you haven't done:

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:23:56 -0500

Realizing how much homework you haven't done::

laugh-addict:

When you're mad...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:23:31 -0500

When you're mad...:

laugh-addict:

Expectations:

Reality:

theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: If you ever think your life is bad just remember...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:22:30 -0500

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:22:10 -0500

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

sexhilaration: bent*

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:22:02 -0500

sexhilaration:

bent*

clayinthehandsofourfather: onesveryexistence: Yes please It...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:18:36 -0500

clayinthehandsofourfather:

onesveryexistence:

Yes please

It literally is 2am right now and I do want him by my side.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:15:56 -0500